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Tuesday, February 25, 2014

The Fountain of Youth

Who the hell is Pounce De Leon?  We have all heard the name, we know that he has something to do with Florida and he was searching for the Fountain of Youth.

We could talk about the "truth" behind Pounce De Leon, but that takes the fun out of everything.  Trust me, don't google him. 

Here is a wax figure of Pounce seen at Potter's Wax Museum.


What is important is that Pounce was a Spanish Conquistador who had one goal in life: To find the Fountain of Youth.  And guess what.........He found it.  If you doubt this claim, how do you explain this?


This Fountain of Youth, found in St. Augustine, FL declares itself the 100% real genuine Fountain of Youth, and who am I to argue?

Let's head inside.

Behold: The Fountain of Youth......


The Fountain, which is a natural spring, is now encased in a building.  In the building you are given a sample of the famous water in a plastic dixie cup.  A docent gives you a spiel explaining the legend of Pounce De Leon in between sips of Spring Water.  He explains that Pounce De Leon actually discovered Florida on this very property.


I have to mention that there are several awesome dioramas in the building.


Such as this one which chronicles the meeting of Pounce De Leon and Chief Oriba, who told him about the legend of the Spring.  Which makes this diorama odd is the fact that an important part of the legend involves Cheif Oriba being 7 feet tall and Pounce being under five feet, leading Pounce to think that he had come across a land of giants.  Yet, this diorama lines them up perfectly to show that they are exactly the same height. 


This Diorama shows the daily life of the Timucuan Indians.  What I don't understand is why that one guy is wearing sunglasses.


The tourists all sample the sacred Elixir that is the Fountain of Youth.


Which is followed by the sounds of gagging, wretching and spitting.  You see, the the twist here is that the sacred water will grant you eternal youth, but it tastes like a combination of match heads and farts.

I feel I should take a minute here to discuss what exactly "The Fountain of Youth" is.  It seems that no one is really sure.  Does it make you turn younger?  Does it make you live forever?  Does it just lock you in the age you currently are?  If you drink enough will you turn into a baby?  I don't know, but I can tell you that it doesn't stop you from getting any fatter.

Of course a puddle of water can only interest tourists for so long.  So this attraction fills things out with some Albino Peacocks......


And a random ostrich.....


In addition to being the the location where Pounce De Leon discovered America and the location of the Fountain of Youth this is also the home of the oldest Christian Indian graves in America.  The graves were discovered in the 1930s and the good people at the Fountain of Youth dug up the graves completely and covered them with a shelter and put them on display.  However, local native American groups found this disrespectful.  The graves were re-buried, but they were thoughtful enough to cover them with a giant photograph of the formerly uncovered graves.  You should be thankful, because its still completely horrifying.


Here is a vintage photo of what the graves used to look like....

Not my photo
Of course a trip to the Fountain of Youth would not be complete without a stop at the gift shop, where you can purchase.....what else.....water....


And being the shameless tourist I am, I couldn't pass up this opportunity.


While I am on the subject, I highly recommend my friend Rick Kilby's book Finding the Fountain of Youth, which ties in the story of Pounce De Leon with Florida's famous healing springs.

Hoping to live forever...........

The Carpetbagger

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5 comments:

  1. we are staying a few blocks from here in st. augustine this summer. i was wondering if it was worth a visit. it might be just get my friends to drink the fart water.

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    1. "Worth" is not the best word......but you do HAVE to visit :)

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  2. Wow…!! It’s very interesting… I am really impressed with your post.. Thanks for sharing it..
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  3. When I visited the Fountain as a kid, the building it was in was barely bigger than the spring opening itself with no dioramas. The water also tasted fine as I had brought my own 16oz red solo cup (back when all you could get was red) and drank it all. If it is turning sulphurous, it could mean that the flow is dropping.

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  4. I'm from the Geechee Tribe and the Timucuan Natives was already in St. Augustine before Ponce arrived. Ponce didn't discover anything. The elders say that he invaded the village, gave the native small pox, killed children and raped the wives of the natives. If you all believe this horse crap, something is wrong. It's sad how they turn history around and try to make others look better with a lie. Most Floridians know that the first city in America is St. Augustine and the land of the Natives. They are not called Indians. America never had Indians back then. Indians are from India. These people are called aborigines of Turtle Island aka North America. The Fountain of Youth should be ashamed of themselves for lying to tourist like this and making profits off lies. The truth will be exposed soon. The Natives was drinking that water way before Ponce arrived. We have to stop giving credit to other nations and put 2 and 2 together and get the facts straight. Thanks

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