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This is a historical marker honoring the boyhood home of John Romulus Brinkley. You will notice they use the politically correct term "Medical Maverick". What they are really saying is "Mad Scientist". Next to the Marker is another marker erected by Dr. Brinkley as a monument to his Aunt Sally. Sally in reality is his great aunt on his maternal side, and also his step-mother.
From his his humble boyhood in the mountains arose a remarkable and possibly evil man.
While often called "Dr. Brinkley", he was never legally a doctor. After selling snake oil across the South he decided to go legit and went to medical school in Chicago. He unfortunately ran out of money and never finished medical school. He left town to avoid having to pay his back tuition. He would spend the the rest of his life working under "provisional medical licenses" or no license at all. He would get an honorary doctorate in Italy in order to use the word doctor before his name, but when word of his true character got out his doctorate was personally revoked by Benito Mussolini. Yes, he was too sketchy for Mussolini.
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After spending some time in jail for practicing medicine without a license he would began the medical practice which he would forever be known for......Goat testicle transplants.....into humans.
Brinkley would begin transplanting Goat testicles into men's scrotums and abdomens. Brinkley would claim this would help sexually weak men. Brinkley would eventually start transplanting Goat testicles into woman as well. Brinkley would start marketing his transplants as a cure-all for such diverse diseases as dementia and "flatulence".
Unfortunately, Dr. Brinkley had a habit of performing surgery drunk as well as not cleaning his equipment. People begin to die of infection and wrongful death lawsuits began to pile up, but this would not deter the good doctor.
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The American Medical Association and the Federal Radio Commission worked together to shut Brinkley's radio station, but it takes more then that to take down a true mad scientist. Brinkley would move his radio towers to Mexico, which had no limit on the power of radio singles and he would continue to blast his radio channel into America.
Brinkley also devised an evil plan to finally become a real Doctor. He would run for governor of Kansas so he could appoint his own medical board to make him a doctor. (Somehow becoming Governor seemed easier then becoming a doctor). The money that Brinkley had amassed with his radio station had made him very wealthy and he threw around his money to gain favor in Kansas. He even started his own baseball team known as the Brinkley Goats. Brinkley would never be governor, but he did earn himself the rank of "Admiral" of Kansas's Navy. An odd thing, given that states don't have their own navy, and Kansas does not have any water.
In the end the lawsuits would pile up and Brinkley would die completely penniless. As morally bankrupt and diabolical as this man was, he will always go down as a Southern legend.
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